Computer Language Definitions

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of -
the - art computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer
you own.

Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art
computer to become obsolete.

Syntax Error - "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no
object.

GUI (pronounced "gooey") - What your computer becomes after
spilling your coffee on it.

Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.

Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

Hard Drive- The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.

Portable Computer - A device invented to force business men to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.

Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your current
software