Legolas
05-14-2003, 05:32 PM
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked,"What kind of man are you attracted to?"
"I've always been drawn to Native
American men," she replied. "They're in harmony with nature." "I see," said the man,nodding.
"But, then, I really go for Jewish men who put women on a pedestal, and I can rarely resist the way Southern gentlemen
treat their ladies with respect."
"Please allow me to introduce myself," said the man. "My name is Tonto Goldstein, but all my friends call me Bubba."
"I've always been drawn to Native
American men," she replied. "They're in harmony with nature." "I see," said the man,nodding.
"But, then, I really go for Jewish men who put women on a pedestal, and I can rarely resist the way Southern gentlemen
treat their ladies with respect."
"Please allow me to introduce myself," said the man. "My name is Tonto Goldstein, but all my friends call me Bubba."