Legolas
05-09-2003, 05:58 PM
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks
Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a
quickie!"
"A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the past
situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good
idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu!" She
walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."
As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks
Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a
quickie!"
"A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the past
situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good
idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu!" She
walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."