Legolas
02-01-2003, 06:59 PM
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals.
So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very
difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; and
if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to
young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than
death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's
end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the
prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, and the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch-on the hill, she would
know the answer. The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout
the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk
to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he'd have to accept
her price first: The old witch wanted to marry him.
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one
tooth, smelled like sewage, and made obscene noises. He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature. But, having no real choice, he
agreed.
Their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question
thus: What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that
Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch
granted Arthur total freedom.
What a wedding Arthur and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief
and anguish. He was proper as always, gentle, and courteous. The old witch
put her worst manners on display, and generally made everyone very
uncomfortable.
The hour approached. Arthur, steeling himself for a horrific experience,
entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him! The most beautiful woman
he'd ever seen lay before him! The astounded Arthur asked what had
happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when
she'd appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed
self half the time, and the other half she would be her beautiful maiden
self. Which would he want her to be during the day, and which during the
night?
What a cruel question! Arthur pondered his predicament. During the day, a
beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of
his home, an old witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch,
but by night a beautiful woman with whom to enjoy many intimate moments?
What would you do?
What Arthur chose follows below......but don't read until you've made your
own choice.
Noble Arthur replied that he would let her choose for herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time,
because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.
What is the moral of this story? Obvious, isn't it????
If a woman doesn't get her own way, things are going to get ugly!
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals.
So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very
difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; and
if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to
young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than
death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's
end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the
prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, and the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch-on the hill, she would
know the answer. The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout
the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk
to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he'd have to accept
her price first: The old witch wanted to marry him.
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one
tooth, smelled like sewage, and made obscene noises. He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature. But, having no real choice, he
agreed.
Their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question
thus: What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that
Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch
granted Arthur total freedom.
What a wedding Arthur and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief
and anguish. He was proper as always, gentle, and courteous. The old witch
put her worst manners on display, and generally made everyone very
uncomfortable.
The hour approached. Arthur, steeling himself for a horrific experience,
entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him! The most beautiful woman
he'd ever seen lay before him! The astounded Arthur asked what had
happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when
she'd appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed
self half the time, and the other half she would be her beautiful maiden
self. Which would he want her to be during the day, and which during the
night?
What a cruel question! Arthur pondered his predicament. During the day, a
beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of
his home, an old witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch,
but by night a beautiful woman with whom to enjoy many intimate moments?
What would you do?
What Arthur chose follows below......but don't read until you've made your
own choice.
Noble Arthur replied that he would let her choose for herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time,
because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.
What is the moral of this story? Obvious, isn't it????
If a woman doesn't get her own way, things are going to get ugly!