training seminars for men

[HUTCH SC95]

Training Seminars for men
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1. Combatting Stupidity

2. You, Too, Can Do Housework

3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

4. How to Fill an Ice Tray

5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money

6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am

7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks"

8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception

9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook

10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong

11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13. You: The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons to Give Flowers

15. How to Stay Awake in Public

16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom

17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb

18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try

19. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower

20. I'll Wear it if I **** Well Please

21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet"

22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms

23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull

24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost

25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex

27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too

29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked"

32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From Your Vocabulary

34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary

35. Techniques for calling home

[OLDFOX]

Hutch lets get one thing straight you are what ever you want to be and if the woman in your life doesn't agree with you don't worry about it

shes only a woman !!

If i wanted to do house work I wouldn't have got married

We're all only human and can't be perfect all the time ( not even the girlies )

And going shoping is hard work and if you get thirsty drink untill it has gone whats wrong with that ??

COOKING i love cooking but why do it when you can get a take away.

Mother inlaws and sex JUST does not work
If its ready in the mourning your woman should appreciate it
You shouldn't get the towel afterwards it should be there ready

And you should never do it after drinking all day cuz they never seem to appreciate it

And last of all never give flowers unless you are in deep **** !!
It makles them feel superior and you get away with what ever it is THEY think you have done wrong !!

[HUTCH SC95]

Originally posted by OLDFOX
Hutch lets get one thing straight you are what ever you want to be and if the woman in your life doesn't agree with you don't worry about it

shes only a woman !!

If i wanted to do house work I wouldn't have got married

We're all only human and can't be perfect all the time ( not even the girlies )

And going shoping is hard work and if you get thirsty drink untill it has gone whats wrong with that ??

COOKING i love cooking but why do it when you can get a take away.

Mother inlaws and sex JUST does not work
If its ready in the mourning your woman should appreciate it
You shouldn't get the towel afterwards it should be there ready

And you should never do it after drinking all day cuz they never seem to appreciate it

And last of all never give flowers unless you are in deep **** !!
It makles them feel superior and you get away with what ever it is THEY think you have done wrong !!




You get no argument from me; but no credit for the 1 i posted in the boys room..?????????.....i see humor in both !