Doorway
10-04-2007, 08:26 PM
>Subject: Headache
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>The doctor said, ''Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
>bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition
>that causes your testicles to press on your spine & the pressure creates
>one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
>the testicles.''
>
>Bill was shocked & depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
>He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he
>was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
>was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
>realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
>beginning and live a new life.
>
>He saw a men's clothing store & thought, ''That's what I need ... a new
>suit.''
>
>He entered the shop & told the salesman, ''I'd like a new suit". The
>elderly tailor eyed him briefly & said, ''Let's see... size 44 long."
>
>Bill laughed, ''That's right, how did you know?''
>
>''Been in the business 60 years!'', the tailor said. Bill tried on the
>suit. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
>asked, ''How about a new shirt?''
>
>Bill thought for a moment & then said, ''Sure.''
>
>The salesman eyed Bill & said, ''Let's see 34 sleeves & 16-1/2 neck.''
>
>Bill was surprised, ''That's right, how did you know?''
>
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>''Been in the business 60 years.''
>
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>Bill tried on the shirt & it fit perfectly.
>
>Bill walked comfortably around the shop & the salesman asked, ''How about
>some new underwear?''
>
>Bill thought for a moment & said, ''Sure.''
>
>The salesman said, ''Let's see... size 36.''
>
>Bill laughed, ''Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years
>old.''
>
>The salesman shook his head, ''You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
>press your testicles up against the base of your spine & give you one hell
>of a headache.''
>
>
>New suit -- $400.00
>New shirt -- $36.00
>New underwear -- $2.00
>Second Opinion -- PRICELESS :saint2:
>
>
>The doctor said, ''Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
>bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition
>that causes your testicles to press on your spine & the pressure creates
>one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
>the testicles.''
>
>Bill was shocked & depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
>He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he
>was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
>was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
>realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
>beginning and live a new life.
>
>He saw a men's clothing store & thought, ''That's what I need ... a new
>suit.''
>
>He entered the shop & told the salesman, ''I'd like a new suit". The
>elderly tailor eyed him briefly & said, ''Let's see... size 44 long."
>
>Bill laughed, ''That's right, how did you know?''
>
>''Been in the business 60 years!'', the tailor said. Bill tried on the
>suit. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
>asked, ''How about a new shirt?''
>
>Bill thought for a moment & then said, ''Sure.''
>
>The salesman eyed Bill & said, ''Let's see 34 sleeves & 16-1/2 neck.''
>
>Bill was surprised, ''That's right, how did you know?''
>
>
>
>
>
>''Been in the business 60 years.''
>
>
>
>
>
>Bill tried on the shirt & it fit perfectly.
>
>Bill walked comfortably around the shop & the salesman asked, ''How about
>some new underwear?''
>
>Bill thought for a moment & said, ''Sure.''
>
>The salesman said, ''Let's see... size 36.''
>
>Bill laughed, ''Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years
>old.''
>
>The salesman shook his head, ''You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
>press your testicles up against the base of your spine & give you one hell
>of a headache.''
>
>
>New suit -- $400.00
>New shirt -- $36.00
>New underwear -- $2.00
>Second Opinion -- PRICELESS :saint2: