Doorway
09-15-2007, 04:43 PM
The Execution
Bill and Hillary Clinton and George Bush are captured by terrorists
and told they will be executed by a firing squad at dawn the next morning.
Just as the sun is rising the next day, Bill Clinton is placed against the
wall. Just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells,
“Earthquake”!
The firing squad falls into a panic, Bill jumps over the
wall and escapes in the confusion.
Hillary is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and Hillary ponders what Bill has done. Before
the order to shoot is given, Hillary yells, “Tornado”!
Again the squad falls apart and she slips over the wall, thus making her escape.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He
thinks, 'I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop
over the wall. As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles
raised in his direction, he smirks his famous smirk and yells, “Fire”!
:2ar15smilie:
Bill and Hillary Clinton and George Bush are captured by terrorists
and told they will be executed by a firing squad at dawn the next morning.
Just as the sun is rising the next day, Bill Clinton is placed against the
wall. Just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells,
“Earthquake”!
The firing squad falls into a panic, Bill jumps over the
wall and escapes in the confusion.
Hillary is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and Hillary ponders what Bill has done. Before
the order to shoot is given, Hillary yells, “Tornado”!
Again the squad falls apart and she slips over the wall, thus making her escape.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He
thinks, 'I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop
over the wall. As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles
raised in his direction, he smirks his famous smirk and yells, “Fire”!
:2ar15smilie: