Friendship

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Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that actually speak of true friendship:


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.


4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.


5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.


6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.


7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".


Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you
can only think of 4.


Remember. A good friend will help you move . a REALLY good friend will help you move a body; and let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.