My vacation

[A Recon Soldier]

I just got back from Ft. Worth/Dallas
I love to humor myself by acting like a total moron in front of people, I do it all the time.

I can't remember everything I did to look like a moron but here are a couple things I can remember:

I went to Six Flags and to please a younger member of the family I tagged along onto the kiddy ferris wheel. Once it started spinning I started to shake up and down in sort of a fetal position and made faces like I was crying while people glanced up at me looking at me like I was a crazy weirdo.

I was singing Marine Corps cadence on a roller coaster, I dunno why... I just felt like singing cadence.

I went to the Stock Yard at Dallas and went horseback riding and was waving my hand in the air (like a bull rider) and sang the theme from Wild Wild West.

On the airplane back home I looked out the window and made faces at one of the crew members on the ground.

Yea, I do those things. But It was a good trip. I got Bull**** repellent (novelty item) so I might upload a picture later. Went to the 6th Floor Museum too (JFK) which was pretty cool.

[A Recon Soldier]

I also made faces on a train as we passed by people through the window, and on that same train an announcement of our destination was made on an intercom and made sort of a surprised face and put my hands over my ears shaking up and down saying, "oh no the voices are back"

Some lady was talking to her 'kid' (i assume) and mentioned, "when we get back home i'll fix you up a 'buttered nipple'" (which is an achoholic beverage) and to this i laughed out loud, causing attention to myself as the lady and her son looked at me with expressions that understood why i was laughing, but i was still a dumbass