Legolas
11-16-2005, 05:25 PM
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a
fishing reel for his birthday. After selecting one, she
inquired as to its cost.
The owner replied, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm blind and cannot
see what reel you have. If you drop it on the floor, I'll
recognize it and be of more help." So she did just that.
After hearing it hit the floor, the owner said, "That's the
Johnson Model 9400. It'll be $40.00."
The woman decided to take it so she went to pick it up off the
floor. Upon bending over, she let rip a stinky, sqeaky fart.
The owner rang up the sale and said, "That'll be fifty
dollars."
Fifty dollars?!?!" the woman exclaimed. "You just told me that
is was forty dollars a moment ago!"
"Yes, I did", said the owner, "But that was for the reel. The
duck call is another $7.50 and the stink bait is $2.50."
fishing reel for his birthday. After selecting one, she
inquired as to its cost.
The owner replied, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm blind and cannot
see what reel you have. If you drop it on the floor, I'll
recognize it and be of more help." So she did just that.
After hearing it hit the floor, the owner said, "That's the
Johnson Model 9400. It'll be $40.00."
The woman decided to take it so she went to pick it up off the
floor. Upon bending over, she let rip a stinky, sqeaky fart.
The owner rang up the sale and said, "That'll be fifty
dollars."
Fifty dollars?!?!" the woman exclaimed. "You just told me that
is was forty dollars a moment ago!"
"Yes, I did", said the owner, "But that was for the reel. The
duck call is another $7.50 and the stink bait is $2.50."