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Legolas
11-16-2002, 05:48 PM
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and

pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.



"Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys.



"Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns.



"Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip.



"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions.



"ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.



"Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase.



"Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard

stuff.



"Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.



"Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order

to get a free case.



"LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."



"Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or

girlfriend.



"bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed

across the porch longways."



"digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote.



"packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
:stupid:

Edward
11-16-2002, 07:00 PM
right on bro :icon_super.gif:

Rot
11-16-2002, 09:08 PM
"Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions. :lol4: