RAB
10-17-2005, 11:11 AM
3 Texas Surgeons
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States."
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later
he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States."