RAB
09-14-2005, 08:19 PM
> >Ever Wonder
> >1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
> >I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
> >whatever comes out?"
> >
> >2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
> >there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
> >it's butt."
> >
> >3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
> >toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
> >would eat?
> >
> >4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> >
> >5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
> >a song about him?
> >
> >6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
> >lane?
> >
> >7. If the professor on Gilligan'sIslandcan make a radio
> >out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> >
> >8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
> >the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
> >where the bathroom is?
> >
> >9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
> >get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
> >
> >10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
> >all fours? They're both dogs!
> >
> >11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
> >Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
> >
> >12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> >13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
> >made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> >14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
> >come from morons?
> >
> >15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by
> >a mouse?
> >
> >16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
> >Little Star have the same tune?
> >
> >17. Stop singing and read on ..
> >
> >18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
> >Soup?
> >
> >19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
> >the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in
> >your butt?
> >
> >20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> >face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
> >car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
> >
> >21. Does pushing the elevator button more than once
> >make it arrive faster?
> >
> >22. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail
> >address in the first place?
>
> >1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
> >I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
> >whatever comes out?"
> >
> >2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
> >there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
> >it's butt."
> >
> >3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
> >toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
> >would eat?
> >
> >4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> >
> >5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
> >a song about him?
> >
> >6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
> >lane?
> >
> >7. If the professor on Gilligan'sIslandcan make a radio
> >out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> >
> >8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
> >the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
> >where the bathroom is?
> >
> >9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
> >get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
> >
> >10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
> >all fours? They're both dogs!
> >
> >11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
> >Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
> >
> >12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> >13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
> >made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> >14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
> >come from morons?
> >
> >15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by
> >a mouse?
> >
> >16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
> >Little Star have the same tune?
> >
> >17. Stop singing and read on ..
> >
> >18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
> >Soup?
> >
> >19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
> >the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in
> >your butt?
> >
> >20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> >face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
> >car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
> >
> >21. Does pushing the elevator button more than once
> >make it arrive faster?
> >
> >22. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail
> >address in the first place?
>