blondes

[kill_me{FWD}]

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She
jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.

She then picked up all the money and clothes and
quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were
watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men

[J_Dawg]

hahaha :rofl:

[Charger]

What dice?

[HUTCH SC95]

What dice?

Exactly.............i cant stop thinking about her jumping up and down..........goosh it's been a long winter.

[kill_me{FWD}]

one more :cool:
One day, a blonde walked into a bar. The bartender asked her
what her drink would be and she told him. She then asked him to
turn the 6 a'clock news on. Doing so, the news showed a man on
the golden gate bridge threatening to put an end to his life.
The redhead next to her also watching, offered a bet to the
blonde that the man would eventually jump. The blonde jumped at
the opportunity and said a definite yes. About 7 minutes later
the man plunged to his death. The redhead was claiming her 50$
dollar prize when she confessed "I can't accept this, I saw
this story at 12 o'clock. I knew what would happen". The blonde
replied "Yes you can, I saw the same story at 12, but I thought
he had learned his lesson this time!"