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HUTCH SC95
12-31-2004, 02:55 PM
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of wisdom and judgment.

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.

I am at one with my duality. (It's a gemini thing)

Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves in knots.

I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday.

I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so!"

A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it wondering about the future?

The complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.

Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

Charger
12-31-2004, 10:11 PM
"I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it wondering about the future?"

...good piece of advice.:smug:

Anthony
01-01-2005, 03:21 AM
:rofl:


Seek help. Fast!