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ArcticWolf
02-25-2004, 11:54 AM
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Rule # 1
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

Rule # 2
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

Rule # 3
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and saying it
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

Rule # 4
It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those
stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule # 5
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how
pretty you are?

Rule # 6
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

Rule # 7
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done- not both.

Rule # 8
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials or time-outs.

Rule # 9
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

Rule # 10
When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp,
your shouting "This is our exit" is not necessary.

Rule # 11
We will leave the toilet seat down if you reset the seat position in
the car after you drive it.

Rule # 12
You can't expect us to be sensitive and vulnerable AND expect us to
kill roaches and spiders.

Rule # 13
We don't want to hear our horoscope. Ever. And don't dismiss our
behavior as being typical of whatever sign we were born under.

Rule # 14
We are not to be held responsible for answering questions to which
there is no answer (e.g. "Am I fat?" "Do you think she's attractive?"
"What are you thinking?")

Rule # 15
If you are unhappy with your weight, that's your problem. Don't make
us go on a diet with you.

Rule # 16
If it looks clean, it's clean.

Rule # 17
For every ten minutes you get to talk about fashion, diets, makeup,
and emotions, we get ten minutes to talk about cars, tools, hunting,
fishing and sports.

Rule # 18
Don't nag about how much we drink. It only makes us want to drink
more.

Rule # 19
Clothes are allowed to go on the bedroom floor over night if we think
we might wear them again tomorrow.

Rule # 20
We will go with you to take dancing lessons if you go with us to take
shooting classes.

HUTCH SC95
02-25-2004, 03:48 PM
AMEN

Jerry_Colt
04-26-2004, 07:39 PM
that is true on SO many levels!!

Demon 01 <IFS>
04-26-2004, 08:55 PM
Posting on the frige...lol

predator-gla
04-27-2004, 05:26 AM
me too lol . my wife needsto have these rules as a handbook lol:D

Nigh Eve
04-27-2004, 10:57 AM
Rule # 9
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.


Typical male...Perhaps you forget that Christopher Columbus was lost as hell; looking for India and accidently found the Americas. .


Rule # 6
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.


This would be fine if we got the three wishes.

Demon 01 <IFS>
04-27-2004, 01:51 PM
Rule # 10
When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp,
your shouting "This is our exit" is not necessary.


Remember #10 though.... HE knew where he was going...lol
except he was driving the boat, hutch is looking for and took the very first exit ever... and how #10 was conceived...LOL

Nigh Eve
04-27-2004, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Demon 01 <IFS>
Rule # 10
When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp,
your shouting "This is our exit" is not necessary.


Remember #10 though.... HE knew where he was going...lol
except he was driving the boat, hutch is looking for and took the very first exit ever... and how #10 was conceived...LOL

You sound like my husband when he makes a mistake.

Demon 01 <IFS>
04-27-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Nigh Eve
You sound like my husband when he makes a mistake.


LOL:stupid2:

LadyHawke
06-25-2004, 11:43 PM
Pfffffffffffffft... :P