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Legolas
11-25-2003, 06:02 AM
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their
clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for
essentially the same service!


What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick
falls off you when you die !


What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog!


What is black & brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.


What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has
a chance of becoming human.


Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.


You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a
lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice !!


What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a sleazy
politician? Chelsea Clinton.


It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?) I
saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !


What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull
terrier? Lipstick !


What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane? Skeet.


What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks
in sand? Not enough sand.


Why has there never been a reported case of a shark biting a
lawyer? Professional courtesy !


Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk
are walking down the street together when they simultaneously
spot a lost hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of
course; all of the other three are mythical creatures!