Legolas
11-25-2003, 06:02 AM
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their
clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for
essentially the same service!
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick
falls off you when you die !
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog!
What is black & brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has
a chance of becoming human.
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a
lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice !!
What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a sleazy
politician? Chelsea Clinton.
It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?) I
saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !
What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull
terrier? Lipstick !
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane? Skeet.
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks
in sand? Not enough sand.
Why has there never been a reported case of a shark biting a
lawyer? Professional courtesy !
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk
are walking down the street together when they simultaneously
spot a lost hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of
course; all of the other three are mythical creatures!
clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for
essentially the same service!
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick
falls off you when you die !
What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead
lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog!
What is black & brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has
a chance of becoming human.
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a
lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
Shoot the lawyer, twice !!
What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a sleazy
politician? Chelsea Clinton.
It was so cold around here last winter, (how cold was it?) I
saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !
What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull
terrier? Lipstick !
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from a plane? Skeet.
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks
in sand? Not enough sand.
Why has there never been a reported case of a shark biting a
lawyer? Professional courtesy !
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk
are walking down the street together when they simultaneously
spot a lost hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of
course; all of the other three are mythical creatures!