Legolas
08-13-2003, 09:02 PM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were galloping across the plains one day. Suddenly Tonto reigns in his horse and jumps to the floor. He gets down on all fours and puts his ear to the ground.
"What is it Tonto?" says the Lone Ranger
"Many Horses come this way" replies Tonto
"thats amazing Tonto"
"Wait..... Horses carry Indian Braves, maybe 20"
"Unbelievable" gasps an obviously impressed Lone Ranger.
"Theres more...... Braves carry many scalps and captured soldier rifles"
"Amazing," says the Lone Ranger, "How do you know all this?"
"Vibrations in the ground, " replied Tonto.
Sure enough 10 minutes later 20 Indian Braves gallop by no more than half a mile away.
Later that day, once again, Tonto reigns in his horse, jumps down and getting on all fours places his ear to the ground. After a few minutes a concerned look appears on his face.
"What is it Tonto?"
"Buffalo come"
"Wow, Can you tell from the vibrations again?"
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"No... Ear stuck to floor!!!!!!"
"What is it Tonto?" says the Lone Ranger
"Many Horses come this way" replies Tonto
"thats amazing Tonto"
"Wait..... Horses carry Indian Braves, maybe 20"
"Unbelievable" gasps an obviously impressed Lone Ranger.
"Theres more...... Braves carry many scalps and captured soldier rifles"
"Amazing," says the Lone Ranger, "How do you know all this?"
"Vibrations in the ground, " replied Tonto.
Sure enough 10 minutes later 20 Indian Braves gallop by no more than half a mile away.
Later that day, once again, Tonto reigns in his horse, jumps down and getting on all fours places his ear to the ground. After a few minutes a concerned look appears on his face.
"What is it Tonto?"
"Buffalo come"
"Wow, Can you tell from the vibrations again?"
.......
.......
.......
"No... Ear stuck to floor!!!!!!"